High-maintenance seed baby

http://www.wikihow.com/Plant-an-Avocado-Tree

I am officially trying this.  I have my avocado pit and toothpicks suspended delicately in a Hpnotiq glass.  The guacamole was fantastic.  To celebrate, I'll post my recipe:

Easy guacamole:
1 avocado
1 Tablespoon salsa or picante sauce
salt and pepper to taste
1 green onion or shallot, snipped
1 spritz of lemon or lime juice

To easily peel and chop the avocado, see this:  http://simplyrecipes.com/recipes/how_to_cut_and_peel_an_avocado/   or remove the peel instead of scooping out the inside.  Up to you. 

Really, most of guacamole making is preferential.  Some like it spicy, some chunky, so the making is going to differ from person to person.  In general, mush the avocado and mix with everything else to taste.  Some like cilantro in it.  I don't particularly like cilantro, so I don't use it.